Please, no hate mail. I love my kids and wouldn’t trade them for anything. This is tongue-in-cheek.
But sometimes, you think– what if I only had dogs? Here’s some ways dogs are easier than kids.
- They don’t have wild parties when you are away for the weekend.
- They don’t go to college (no college tuition to pay).
- They don’t insist on shopping for clothes at Saks while you shop at Target.
- They don’t mysteriously “lose” the spare tire in the car you bought them.
- They never ask you to make a Lion King costume at the last minute.
- They aren’t embarrassed to be seen with you in public.
- They don’t care what music you play on the radio.
- They’re always happy to see you.
- They don’t leave stretch marks.
- They never talk back!
I love my girls with all my heart, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t moments that I would trade them for a couple dogs . . . . Or maybe pet rocks :)
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